Day Twenty Four: Asshole Dog
I love this dog, but she is a complete fucking asshole. She goes out of her way to do things to piss me off. Today I took her out, she did her business just fine, and then came in and pissed on the floor… Staring at me thinking “yeah, fuck you”. She chews too loud, smells, perches like a vulture on the back of the couch, mauls people, barks at the tiniest squeak when you have a hangover, eats twenty pounds of peanut butter making a guttural pig sound while doing it, walks to loudly, and pisses every time anyone touches her. However… she is super sweet, loves children, cuddles you while you are sleeping, loves to play around, and is an all around good dog.